ANTAGONIST

I believe the rule of thumb is that kids will say the darndest things. In Church. When it's quiet. Maybe this is just Tobin's rule.

Sunday during the Sacrament Meeting in church, and a particularly quiet moment, Tobin recognized his opportunity. He pointed his pencil - which he'd been drawing with quietly - at Kristen and asked/exclaimed (in his deep, too-loud-for-church-but-normal voice) "You want a piece of me!"

Kristen and I just looked at each other and laughed. What other options are there in that situation?