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That's apparently what they call it at Kohl's, when a little boy runs from his parent and hides and they need to lock the doors and announce over the intercom what the little boy is wearing and what his name is in case any of the employees or other shoppers can find him. How do we know this and why am I writing it here? I don't think you need 3 guesses...

A store employee found a little boy hiding somewhere in the store. He spit at the employee and laughed. Wait, that's my kid!

Apparently it wasn't a scared-straight moment either. He wasn't scared at all - but rather seemed to be enjoying himself. Perfect.