A SPANISH SPEAKER

Kristen signed-up to join some of the ladies from church on Saturday mornings to practice speaking Spanish. (She thinks she's rusty, although I disagree.) So on the first week when Kristen was leaving, Tobin wanted to know where she was going. She explained that she was going to speak Spanish, and of course he then wanted to go along. She told him that he was going to stay home and play with me - besides, he doesn't speak Spanish and wouldn't understand.
"I do speak Spanish! Verde!"
So although Kristen was mistaken, Tobin stayed home anyway.