LIKE BEING AT THE SPA

Tobin was in the bath this morning, flopping around in the water, causing the bottle full of soap he'd already poured-in to form a layer of suds hiding the dirty water below. Tobin called to Kristen from the bath, "Can I pease have some sa'ami?"

I wish I could tell you that from experience, nothing beats eating Italian-cured meats in the bathtub, but I'm partial to showers myself...