SPILLS HAPPEN

Spills are just a way of life for Tobin.

I'm not a betting man, however if I were, I'd be putting money on the drink in his hands to be spilled before the end of a meal. Every meal.

The probability rises exponentially if the liquid is either heavily dyed (reds and blues are always favorites) or extremely sticky. If the liquid fits both of these parameters (Kool-AID!), you know it's over before it began.

Oh, and don't bother with a bib, or a drop cloth or anything like that - he'll find a way to miss it. I hope he's not averse to being hosed off like the dog, because it looks like a near certainty for the rest of his days...